Stanford Comedy Club BIG ASS COMEDY SHOW
Posted on | March 8, 2010 | No Comments
What up people!! TOMORROW NIGHT TUESDAY MARCH 9th 2010!!
Get out of the rain and come though the Stanford’s Comedy Club TOMORROW Tuesday night 8:30pm and its recession friendly at $10 which is cheap to see Pete Munoz, Sal Calanni, Big Al Gonzales, Emily Heller and ya Mammas FAVORITE comic Chunk
Details
$10
Stanford Comedy Club @ the 750 pub 1st floor of the GCC at 750 Escondido Rd, Stanford, CA 94305
8:30pm START TIME … I will be on stage by 9:15pm SO GET OUT EARLY FOR GOOD SEATS!!
Its almost sold out SO ACT NOW 
save on shipping and handling and CRV.
Directions
COME OUT
Last Comic Standing 7 Audition
Posted on | March 6, 2010 | 4 Comments
I spent the last 24 hours in LA sleeping on a sidewalk, standing in line, while it rained, and a bunch of good comics hung out and told jokes and had fun. it sucked, the line never moved, people didn’t have any information, “staged auditions” were going through the door left and right, I heard that 180 something people had set times to audition. well … the 200+ comics who were in the rain got fucked.
yup, fucked.
the whole this was staged to get a “crowd” and by noon only 30 people had been seen, 3 hours… 30 people.
they broke for lunch, no one really told anyone else that, we just kept standing, waiting, getting drenched, waiting.
I was on the corner of N. Kilkea and Melrose Ave and from the time of 8am until 5pm when I finally said FUCK IT .. moved 45 feet … inches from the audition door when a bunch of PA’s came out (A Production assistant is a grunt, his job to do move stuff, organize papers, bitch duties) its a job I’ve had and its a start for a lot of people … but they dont know shit … they all tell you different things … and when you ask for someone with authority….you get…fucked.
So … when the PA’s came out around 4:30 and told everyone that Nope … sorry … were full … they only took 50 -/+ people and NO one was passed onto the showcase….
its bullshit people … its staged for the “show” to have a crowd.
so people started tearing up there Release forms (a document giving your name/face/audio to NBC for whatever they want) people started ripping them up
without release forms…….if you show someones face or joke … or fucking anything you get sued. So I hope someone does sue these shady bastards
So I walk over to a Producer and tell him “Man to Man” he fucked up and being an “Industry” person he really fucked up. Who watches Last Comic Standing? Comics … no one else watches because it was canceled already and bringing it back like this is fucked up….
So last minute to collect some release forms and make some comics happy they “tapped” a 1 minute audition for “Producers” to watch later…yeah … $5 says the camera didn’t have a tape in it.
hope it doesn’t even make it to air … its a rigged contest … fake auditions? read about it in the wikipedia of Last Comic Standing HERE
some shady shit
here are some pics …. NBC can go fuck them selves and I’m glad they suck as a network and lost Conan. assclowns.
If anyone from NBC would like to reach me about this disaster please contact me @
marcusbonfiglio@gmail.com
Some Pics taken from my iPhone
Suge Knight and Chunk
Posted on | March 3, 2010 | No Comments
He’s a cool dude, laughed at my Hannah Montana Joke. West Side.
Chunk at The Hollywood Improv
Posted on | March 3, 2010 | No Comments
Bay Area Comic Marcus “CHUNK” Bonfiglio was comic number 16 at the open mic at the Hollywood Improv. 16 being the average age of his girlfriend it was destined to be a satisfying 2 minutes unlike Chunk in bed 
Laugh along with some unemployed drunks (stand up comics) who dragged themselves off the couch at 4pm on a Tuesday. This set has all new jokes because re-doing your set every night is lame. ps. I’ve been banned from shopping at the Target on Melrose Ave. Thanks Obama.
Kevin Smith Needs To Eat A Salad
Posted on | February 18, 2010 | No Comments
Chunk doing all new jokes and stand up at Tommy T’s in Pleasanton with KO Comedy. Including Getting Puppies High, Kevin Smith needs a salad, Tiger Woods, iPad,iPhone, Winter Olympics, Fat Jokes, Wii Fit, Yoga, Boobs, ilovechunk.com, Facebook, Twitter and Valentines Day
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